This Is A Reminder

OK, dammit, I've forgotten about this story more times in the last three weeks more times than I've locked my keys in my car the whole time I've been driving (now I've done it, dammit--note to self, make someone else drive to church), and I'm finally at a place where I can write it down (the reminder) AND remember what I'm supposed to be writing down.

Next up: the perils of LSD and bachelor parties.