Intermission

Instead of another Strippers and Acid installment, here's my favorite pirate joke:

A pirate walks into a bar, with a ship's steering wheel tied to his penis.

"Yarrr, barkeep! Give me some grog," scowls the pirate.

The bartender slides a cup of grog in front of the pirate, and says "hey, do you know you've got a ship's steering wheel tied to your penis?"

"Arrr, matey," says the pirate sadly. "It's drivin' me nuts!"


Look, kids, in Jefeland, a day without pirates is a day without sunshine. Trust me--stand up, step outside your cubicle, squinch up one eye and affix your nearest coworker with a livid glare. If you're really into it, stiffen up one knee and approach them with a limp--but in any case, it doesn't count as pirate horseplay unless you give it a good loud "ARRRR!"

"Matey" is still considered optional.