Tuesday, April 06, 2004

What's Happened To Our Nation's Children?

They can't buy acid or American made ecstasy anymore, is what. Makes 'em cranky and vote Republican.

Just kidding, my friends on the right.

But it turns out the story I was almost convinced was an urban legend is true, or at least, Slate thinks it's true. Which isn't the same thing, I understand. But kids, if you've got one, go find your dealer and cuddle with him/her. Apparently they're getting hard to find.


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